Category Archives: DC Life

When Google Fails

Sometimes the answers are right there. I know I’m hyper-inquisitive, but it isn’t always rocket science. I get a puzzled/irked feeling when I see someone post, “Who is Nick Park?” in response to someone’s status update. If you’d typed it … Continue reading

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Seriously, I’m Your Waiter

Our waiter wasn’t rude, he was just drunk. And awesome. Continue reading

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DC Police Have Light Blue Uniform Shirts

If it wears a badge or a nametag, you treat it nicely. Continue reading

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Crazy? No, That’s Just Our Sunday Night

Once she has (we have) accepted your apology, you have to stop repeating it. And when you run my girlfriend over with your car, you can’t make the whole thing about you. Continue reading

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Crazy? No, That’s Just Our Friday Night.

I don’t feel bad relating the way this woman entertained us through our ER wait. But re-telling the story to the orderly two days later, right in front of her … well … Continue reading

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Winter Wonderland

My message to our Midwestern brethren: shut up. We’ve heard how rough you have it, but the snow still sucks. Continue reading

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For the Tammy Faye in All of Us

If I want my face frozen into place, I’ll just stick it out the front window. Continue reading

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Neither Wind Nor Rain Nor Traffic Laws

Want to know why the Postal Service is bleeding money? Take your pick. Continue reading

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I’m Not Prepared to Melt Yet

I’m starting to wonder which of Dante’s nine rings of Hell is the Beltway. Continue reading

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Sudden and Complete Overhaul

Replacing a towel rack turned out to be the impetus to completely overhaul my entire bathroom, and I’m jazzed at the results. Continue reading

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