Monthly Archives: February 2011

Better Here Than At Happy Hour

A departure from my norm and an explanation of what exactly I do for a living. Continue reading

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“Homemade,” or “Amateurish”?

Homemade Pizza Company provides a great meal, despite a disproportional amount of nonsense involved in getting it. Continue reading

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Man v Common Sense

No bones about it: I love food. I came by it honestly – my mother was clasically trained and can whip up baked Alaska, a beef Wellington or any other dish with a capitalized letter in its name. My dad, … Continue reading

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Crazy? No, That’s Just Our Sunday Night

Once she has (we have) accepted your apology, you have to stop repeating it. And when you run my girlfriend over with your car, you can’t make the whole thing about you. Continue reading

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Crazy? No, That’s Just Our Friday Night.

I don’t feel bad relating the way this woman entertained us through our ER wait. But re-telling the story to the orderly two days later, right in front of her … well … Continue reading

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Infamous, and Five New Rules

The point of a blog is to write things that people want to read, right? That’s at least what I set out to do, although my concomitant purpose was to try to re-establish the discipline to finish the first of … Continue reading

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Are You #@$% Kidding Me

Today’s deal: paying for the privilege of someone seeing you in your skivvies, and probably posting it to the Internet. Continue reading

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More Zombie Flicks Than You Think

John Travolta’s career reminds me of a zombie, lurching along until someone finally puts it down with a shot to the head. Continue reading

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From Russia With Love

Make sure to clean out your spam folder periodically, or you may miss out of true love. Continue reading

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This Goes on Your Permanent Record

Even the people who like tattos expect you to know what you just got inked on your body. Continue reading

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